Relationship facts: Funny but true.

Here are some funny but mostly true relationship facts to get you going.
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  • It's so great to find one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life. It's sometimes called ''Marriage''
  • Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow internet service to see how patient and tolerant they can be.
  • If you text 'I love you' to a person and the person writes back an emoji. No matter what that emoji is, they don't love you back. This is not true in all cases though. Some people are just too lazy to type.
  • Love is telling someone their hair extensions are showing.
  • If it is a long term relationship, the last people they would introduce you to would be their family.
  • Love is the answer, but while you're waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions.
  • Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.
  • The reason women will never propose is because as soon as she gets on her knees, he starts unzipping. These men should fear God o.
  • Two people can flirt non stop but might never have sex.
  • That awkward moment an unattractive person keeps ''toasting'' you and you begin to question your own attractiveness.
  • That awkward moment you just have to save his/her number just so you know not to answer when they call.
  • Sometimes you look at your ex and wondered if you were drunk the entire relationship.
  • Remember, when she cancels a date, she has to. But when he cancels a date, girl! he has TWO.
  • You want to see a perfect relationship? Watch a movie!
  • That moment when you are tired of a Facebook relationship. You get a real one.
  • Women may be able to fake orgasm but men can fake a whole relationship.
  • That your daddy said you are a princess as a kid doesn't mean a man will treat you as one when you grow up to be a bitch.
  • Every woman needs a man that would ruin their lipsticks and not their mascara.
  • A relationship starts with ''can we talk'' and ends with ''we need to talk''.
  • Lastly, being in a relationship is a full time job. So don' t apply if you are not ready.


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