Ladies: See why you should stop giving that man free milk!.

I was gisting with one of my male friends few days back. I usually call him ''the most eligible''. He's actually got everything going for him. He's financially and physically stable. I thought he was morally and maritally ready as well when i popped the question; ''Why are you not married''?. Although the question came out playfully but his response really put me off balance. He looked at me and said ''why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free''?
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Which brings me to the point; Ladies, please stop giving them the milk for free. Infact stop producing this milk! Until they buy the full cow, they would never know there are other parts of the cow that are more delicious and nutritious than the milk.

We should not place a price tag on the milk alone. The tag should be on the whole cow. There are men that want to buy the whole cow. But most of them dump the cow when they realize the part that produces the milk is missing! Stop giving this milk for free!!!! A guy will not feed on milk for long, and perhaps there are different brands of milk he would like to taste. Reserve your own milk for as long as you can and trust me, he would want to buy the full package just to get a taste of your milk. It is only spoilt milk that can be given for free.

So, guys if you think you are getting free milk... well, sorry to say that you are getting spoilt milk. Stomach upset is real.
Let he/she that has ears, hear!

3 comments:

  1. Wow! This is quite interesting. Keep it up!

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  2. Wow! This is quite interesting. Keep it up!

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  3. Lol, these is lovely... I liky...let's keep preaching this

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