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Reasons he is losing interest in you .

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Have you ever wondered why that guy is not into you anymore? I mean, you are a beautiful, well endowed chic but you are gradually losing that man of your dreams. He is definitely on to the next chic and you keep wondering what could be the problem with you. Well, I have been opportuned to be around a lot of guys and share certain views on girls stuff with them. These could be some of the reasons why it is not working with him. 1. You are lazy in all ramifications. 2. You have nothing to offer. You are always taking from him. Making incessant requests, putting unnecessary pressures on the poor guy. Whereas you have nothing to offer, other than sex. Sex is supposed to be mutual! If you cannot wait till marriage, then you have to stop monetizing it, unless you are selling. 3. You eat too much. You eat to the extent of eating the crumbs under his table. Your tummy starts getting bigger than your bumbum. Then you start asking him for money to buy flat tummy tea or register

See reasons she might not want to date you.

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I have heard some girls say stuffs like " He seems like a really nice guy", " He's cute "... " but I can't date him". Most of you might think she's being choosy or pompous but like the saying goes..."this one good, this one good, na im  make mad man gather dirty keep". Everybody in one way or the other is selective. Different people with different choices. These could be some of the reasons why you are not getting all of her attention: 1. You can't hold an intelligent, productive, challenging conversation for up to 10mins without looking into her eyes and telling her how much you want to kiss her lips. 2. You can't stop flinging your car key when you are in public with her.... probably on a first date... must everybody know you have a car? low self esteem! 3. You keep talking directly into her face with particles of spittle dropping here and there. 4. You always have sweat all over the armpit of your shirt... big boy,

Gigolo Alert!!!

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He is usually a handsome man with lots of charm. What sets him apart from a male escort is that the gigolo jerk pretends there is a genuine connection with the woman he scams. The gigolo jerk pretends to be independent and established, but he is in fact awaiting another scam. He usally operates best when youve just experienced a very bad heartbreak, and usually ends up earning your trust. Here are some of the signs you are dating a gigolo : 1. He sure remembers a lot about the terms and conditions of your financial settlement. 2. He's way better at sex than you, and I don't mean marginally. I mean infinitely better than anyone you've ever heard of. 3. He uses positions you've never heard of. His standard missionary is called upside down reverse horseman. You don't know what that is, do you? Neither do I. 4. If he doesn't have sex regularly, he will die. 5. He schedules you like a doctor's appointment. 6. He always has a comb, mirror and talcu

See why you should stop sending him/her your unclad pictures

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Got this story from a friend and decided to share: "A lady once told me of how the boyfriend took record of the sex they had. She said even though her face didn't show, she deleted it after the act. I laughed at her and said she wasn't smart. She didn't understand. So I told her there were other places the video might be at that moment. She doubted and I proved to her with my phone. Some days later she revisited the boyfriend. Had access to his phone and went straight to what I showed her. Lo and Behold what she deleted was in another file that automatically duplicates your uploads when using a mobile data or WI-FI That was how I saved her." Well, I honestly don't understand the logic behind the requesting and sending of unclad pics. This obviously isn't a proof of love. It's actually disgusting. As much as you would want to feel sexy or close to your partner, sending unclad pictures is not one of the ways. A real man/woman that truely loves you,

Diary of a single Ibo girl

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I was still struggling to shred my chicken when someone walked up to me and as I raised my head to this rude intruder, I met a very charming looking young man, probably in his early thirty's. He's tall, perfectly dressed and quite light skinned (Light skinned guys are not usually my spec, but this one is an exemption. His complexion is A.C induced... lol). Immediately my frown vanished, but I was struggling with a facial expression because I didn't want to make the delight obvious... kai! me and fine guys sha. But deep down, I knew something was going to spoil this ''fineness''.  ''Hello'', he said, smiling sheepishly. ''Hello'', I responded, still trying to figure out if I should smile or not. ''Can I join you''?, he asked, still smiling. Now he was giving me one yeye sexy expression like that. ''Sure'', I answered chewing my chicken in the best sexy way I know.  '' Are you a

Ladies: See why you should stop giving that man free milk!.

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I was gisting with one of my male friends few days back. I usually call him ''the most eligible''. He's actually got everything going for him. He's financially and physically stable. I thought he was morally and maritally ready as well when i popped the question; ''Why are you not married''?. Although the question came out playfully but his response really put me off balance. He looked at me and said '' why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free ''? Which brings me to the point; Ladies, please stop giving them the milk for free. Infact stop producing this milk! Until they buy the full cow, they would never know there are other parts of the cow that are more delicious and nutritious than the milk. We should not place a price tag on the milk alone. The tag should be on the whole cow. There are men that want to buy the whole cow. But most of them dump the cow when they realize the part that produces the milk is missin

Four addictions you must stop fast!

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1 Smartphone Addiction: it's amazing how our phones are now smarter than us. This addiction has made verbal communication almost impossible, as people now fall in love with their phones and use people instead of fall in love with people and use their phones. Nearly all smartphone users especially youths are addicted to their gadgets and this can have harmful effect such as sleep disturbance, depression and relationship problems, obsessive compulsive disorder and anxiety.   2. Alcoholism: This is the addiction to the consumption of alcoholic drinks. This is also known as Alcohol Use Disorder (AUD). The urge to keep drinking is the first sign of addiction. Some of the warning signs of an addiction include drinking to deal with anger, drinking alone, being defensive about your drinking habit, drinking just to get drunk. The effects of alcoholism include memory loss, depression, personal break down, blackouts, hallucinations, decreased sex drive, mood swings,and sometimes

Crazy or sexy?

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Saw this online. Just like a Pre-wedding photoshoot, ladies now join their friends for a pre-baby photoshoot. This makes me think ladies now get married and pregnant for all the wrong reasons. This is absolutely uncalled for because I cannot fathom the essence of this. Going unclad for a photoshoot doesn't make you sexy neither does it make you any sexier than you already are. This norm is actually illogical. It doesn't portray any positivity. anyways, ladies would you do this with your friend? what do you think?

Is this right?

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Stumbled on this on social media, and decided to share. What are your thoughts? I’m a 27-year-old lady and my husband is 31 years. We got married four months ago, we attend the same church, we even met in the church and we are both active. He is in the ushering department while am in the choir and we are both born again. Am telling you all this for you to know we are not babies in the spirit. Our courtship was sex free, as you know now, no touching, kissing nor romancing. We seldom visit each other at home due to our church strict restriction on that. And when I do I never went beyond his sitting room maybe if I had done otherwise, I would have known about this before now. Our wedding ceremony was great and we settled down to marital life. Two months after, my husband has a cause to travel out of town, it was on a Saturday and I decided to clean the room as I was re-arranging the clothes in the wardrobe, a parcel fell on my leg, at first I ignored it but on a second tho

French kisses: Health Risks

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You could be putting yourself in great danger of a deadly diseases by engaging in a kiss with someone especially people you don’t know so well. You may have heard that the mouth is the dirtiest place in the body; this is because saliva contains numerous microorganisms. Human bites are said to be more dangerous than a dog's bite as it contains more bacteria says the CDC. Worldwide there are billions of kisses exchanged by people each year. The air kiss, casual peck on the cheek or the cultured kiss on the hand aren’t much of a threat but a kiss that exchanges saliva from one another is a different matter. Viruses That Can Be Transmitted by Kissing; Colds: many viruses cause the common cold. It can spread by direct contact with the virus, from airborne droplets, or from direct contact with secretions from the infected person’s nose and throat. Infectious Mononucleosis: also known as kissing disease is caused by Epstein Barr virus. The virus is spread through saliva

SITUATIONSHIPS: Hilarious questions and answers

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Question 1 : Why do guys just disappear or Ghost instead of talking to girl when they are not interested anymore? Answer : Men like every other living creature panic. They know they messed up, so they come up with a way to make you hate them by not communicating. That way, you initialize the breakup and they don't get to feel bad. I guess it's easier to not have that ''this is not going to work'' conversation. Question 2 : Who lie more? Men or Women? Answer : Men lie more hands down but women lie better. A man on average will lie 10 times in one sentence. When he's caught, she will just be doing her mouth like she's licking buttermint. A woman on the other hand, will tell one good lie served with chilled beer. Question 3: Why do most cute guys act like assholes to women? Answer: Most fine guys always agree that they are fine and so they believe they have the right to misbehave. it's always been that way and will always be. They suffer from

See what she thinks of most Nigerian men.

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Kemi Olunloyo, the Online Snitchlady saw an opportunity to express what she feels about Nigerian men when mobilepunch tweeted ''Not everybody has perfect sense organs''. Kemi, therefore reacted by tweeting "Most Nigerian men are IMPOTENT. I get a lot of secret e-mails asking for Pharmaceutical advice"... See the epic reply she got from a tweeter user below;

How often do you appreciate him?

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I think we females spend a lot of time and energy demanding what a man should or shouldn’t be, that we forget to applaud their strengths. It’s hard being a man especially at this time and age. The amount of pressure placed on them is unimaginable. I am not saying women don’t go through a lot either but we have an emergency respond team compared to men. Right from childhood, men are taught to hush their feelings; man up! It is no wonder men are 3 times more likely to commit suicide compared to their female counterparts, no avenue to voice their feelings. When a man is quiet, it is usually because he is trying to solve certain issues. Men internalize their issues; that’s the reason he isn’t talking to you at the moment; not because we did something wrong. Some of us ladies make this situation about us instead of helping him through this phase. When was the last time you got your man or any significant male figure a gift? If you haven’t, then you need to re-evaluate your relatio

Whatsapp Guys

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I don't know if it's a new trend or something. But most of these guys that insist on getting your phone number are the ones that never call.  Instead once they get the number, they run to WhatsApp to add you and the next thing you get is a WhatsApp chat that says; "Hi baby, good to have you here". Like what the hell? Well, I have a trick for that. I have a number that isn't registered on WhatsApp. So if they insist like their lives depend on the number, I just give it to them, knowing fully well how it works. Most times, I usually get a call after two days from them; " Hello, it's John, the guy you gave your number few days ago. It seems you are not on WhatsApp on this number. Please can I have your WhatsApp number "?. Can you imagine? Give you my WhatsApp number so you'll kill my battery with endless chats. Some of these chats can be so annoying and IQ reducing. You will see chats like: " Sup", "Howdy"?, "

Hot chic; bad breathe

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Few days ago, I had boarded a taxi with a very pretty, well endowed lady. She should be in her late twenties or probably younger (but she looked quite "mature". Well, a lot of girls look older than their real age these days).  I normally don't engage in conversations with people when I'm using a public transport but then it was just the both of us and I couldn't ignore her perfect "make up" ( although she ignored me when I said " hi" to her immediately I boarded). I would assume she was distracted with whatever she was doing with her phone. Nonetheless, I complimented her; "Hello, I love your make up", I said. And with just a quick glance, she managed to mutter "thanks", and turned back to her phone. "Are you a make up artist"?, I continued. This time, she turned fully to face me and answered, "No... But if you don't mind, I'm trying to do something with my phone and I'm not re

Amazing lies men tell

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Ever wondered why some guys lick their lips before they talk? Of course, it's to lubricate their lies! These guys can lie to the extent that we begin to see a lot of truth in their lies. These lies confuse us so much that we see ourselves doing their biddings. Men! Wonderful creatures, I must confess. Well, here are some of the amazing lies men tell: 1. I will never lie to you. This is usually one of the first lies they tell. They look straight into your soul and tell you how they will never lie to you. Even when you catch them red handed. Their lies are so convincing that you begin to see yourself as the liar. 2. I'm single. Every Nigerian guy seems to be single. You'll hear lines like " did you give me a girlfriend, I'm single o"?. These are usually the type of men that have the main chic, assistant main chic, side chic, deputy side chic, secretary to the assistant main chic and even the "benchers". 3. Do y

Parenting; Remoulding the child

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Nowadays children are immersed in a culture of disrespect: for parents, teachers, and one another. They learn it from television, even on the Disney Channel , where parents are portrayed as clueless, out-of-touch or absent. They learn it from celebrities or the Internet. They learn it from social media. They teach it to one another. They wear T-shirts emblazoned with slogans like “I’m not shy. I just don’t like you.” The challenge of raising children today is different from 30 or 50 years ago. Back then popular culture supported the authority of parents. Kids are not born knowing how to be respectful or hardworking. They have to be taught. Multiple lines of evidence, including cohort studies now demonstrate that disrespectful children are more likely to grow up to be anxious and depressed, three times more likely to be overweight, more likely to be fragile, less healthy and less creative, compared with respectful children. But don’t give up hope for I also see children who are

Letter to my unborn child.

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Baby, I know you've long expected this from mummy. Wondering why its taking quite long to bring you here. I've got a few explanations for that and I promise to make them as simple as possible for you to understand. You see, a lot of things have changed. This generation is going crazy... A lot of "daddies" are becoming babies, probably because we call them "baby". They are scared of commitment because they are getting what is supposed to be valued for free ( it will be a little bit complicated to explain that to you). Some are scared to do the "needful" because they don't wanna leave the "breastmilk" for you ( awwww baby, don't make that face... Some "mummies to be" give these "daddies to be" breast to suck). So many other crazy stuffs which I won't really tell u so u won't get scared... Lol. But I assure you my love that I'm gonna get daddy pretty soon. He's gonna be almost perfect it woul

Before you walk down the aisle.

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There are questions you need to ask yourself to make sure in your heart that she/he is the one. These questions will potentially save you and everyone involved a lot of pain and heartbreak. It may be difficult to be adult enough to stop the wedding before the date, but it will be a huge emotional disaster (and even more costly) to decide just days after the wedding that you made the biggest mistake of your life. You really need to ask yourself if you are getting married for all the right reasons. Never allow yourself to be pushed into getting married if you are not emotionally ready to give all of yourself to that person. You can not just go along with marriage. Waiting months, days, or even years to get married is never as heartbreaking as realizing after the fact that you just blew it. If the person you love is not willing to wait, maybe they are not the right person for you. When you get married, you'll have to decide how you're going to handle financial expenses;

Interesting facts about men.

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1.    If it’s attention that you want, don’t get in a relationship with a man during playoff season. 2.      Men roll their eyes at words like ” commitment, and change the toilet paper roll ” 3.    A woman speaks about 7,000 words a day; a man speaks about 2,000 4.    You will be surprised to hear that a 99-year-old man divorced after 77 years of marriage. He divorced his 96-year-old wife because he had discovered about an affair she had in the 1940’s. 5.    Smoking causes impotence in men.Hope you quit smoking after reading this.     Do you know that men were the first to wear high heels, women began wearing them to look more masculine. 6.    Studies show that unfaithful men have lower IQ’s. 7.    It is funny to know that men spend almost a year of their lives staring at women. 8.    Men lie 6 times a day on an average, where as women lie 3 times a day. 9.   After a bottle of champagne, they start licking faces.  It makes you want to punch them and kiss them all a

Letter to all the single sisters out there!!!

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Have u ever wondered why some ladies can't stand each other?  You see a lady come into a room full of other beautiful ladies... Immediately her countenance changes from smiling to frowning, and then with all the energy and love she has in her,  she manages to utter a forceful,  almost inaudible "hi" to no one in particular.  I mean,  it's high time we started loving and supporting each other. We need to celebrate each other.  Please support the sisters' code: 1. Do not snitch on a sister 2. Do not discuss a sister with another sister (GOSSIP) 3. Do not laugh at a sister when she's been jilted. Cry with her and pray for her.  4. Cover up for a sister, especially when her boyfriend/man calls to know if she's with you... Even though she's not with you.  5. Do not let a sister go on a blind date alone. Insist on going with her. In fact negotiate. 6. Send a sister airtime or money when she's broke... If you have. These brothers should know